My story for today comes from my morning adventure. CLEANING MY ROOM. You all know how that goes...painful. I was picking random papers off of a shelf and came across one that said "Technology for them country folk". It was one of those email type things... I have NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE IN MY LIFE(and have no idea where it came from, unless an angel delivered it for my reading pleasure...or my parents thought I would like it), and after reading it I thought it would bring a good laugh to anyone who knows even the basics of computers. So if you're reading this-THAT MEANS YOU!
Enjoy!
And Remember to SMILE!
God Bless♥
Technology for Them Country Folk
1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter
2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM: That thar thing whut spits out the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't wen it's cold outside.
10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's black fly season
12. BYTE: When them dang flies do.
13. CHIP: Munchies for the TV
14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's at the bottom of the munchie bag
15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
18. KEYBOARD: Whar you hang your dang keys
19. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn
20. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
21. SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifes.
22. PORT: Facny Flatlander wine
23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25. MOUSE PAD: Hippie talk fer the rat hole.
